[jokes-peralta]

stephanie gets it

[roosadiaz]

god i love nbc(and b99)

[clevercloudpoetry]

Feels like a game you can’t win.

[eleanorchidi]

tahani meddling, hopping out of the room to avoid her mistakes, and crying about female friendships is SUCH a mood for 2019

[normal-horoscopes]

I MAY BE EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE BUT I HAVE A GLAIVE SO DONT TRY ANY SHIT FUCKFACE

[cowboysuggest]

*rips spine out and cracks it in mid air like a whip*

[13-is-the-luckiest-number]

Fun things that happened this week:

I fell in love with another English actress called Jodie, so now the tally is on 2

[normal-horoscopes]

I AM THE CARETAKER OF THE STARS VASSAL TO THE NAMELESS GODDESS OF MAD ORACLES THE STARS DESIRE APPLE JUICE STOP SCREAMING